May 2013
People's Response To...
Skinny Girl Eating Salad: Omg stop dieting! You're sooo skinny!
Skinny Girl Eats Burger: You're so lucky you can eat whatever you want and still be thin!
Overweight Girl Eats Salad: Why is she eating healthy? It isn't doing much.
Overweight Girl Eats Burger: This is why you're overweight. Go on a diet or something
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself.
Do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on?
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
mom: did you eat all the donuts
me: no
mom: why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
me: thats cocaine
one third of me: i want a cute relationship so much, awh relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex horny fuck relationships lets just be slutty hehe
one third of me: fuck everyone i hate you all go kill yourselves
